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[May. 4th, 2005|05:06 pm]
Fame Fatale

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I know I'm not the only one who's seen those pictures of Katie Holmes' rashed out lips circulating around the internet. All I've gots to say is, Damn, Tom, you don't have to eat her face off to prove that you like pussy. Shit, you could fuck her on the table at the Ivy with fifteen thousand flash bulbs popping and we still won't believe you. Of course, we all know that won't happen because Katie Holmes is apparently the oldest virgin in Hollywood. (How convienent!)



Quick! Somebody get this girl some Blistex!
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[User Picture]From: ladycakes
2005-05-04 09:18 pm (UTC)
Maybe Tom's salive is made of POISON!
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[User Picture]From: baggylettuce
2005-05-05 12:17 am (UTC)
I don't think Tom Cruise has ever dated a girl who didn't 'get' the beard deal before, and he felt too mean to tell her what's up, and had to, ugh, kiss her.

And since he's never done that before...just look at the results. Come back Joshua, all is forgiven.
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[User Picture]From: missbingley
2005-05-05 01:29 am (UTC)
I...can't believe she left the house like that. Katie, that's when it's time to send your assistant out or wear a paper bag on your face!
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[User Picture]From: zooby
2005-05-05 03:35 am (UTC)
Word! Or, like, put some makeup on, maybe? Especially that since, for Katie Holmes, this is, like, the most paparazzinest week evah! How could she not know that people are standing around waiting to photograph her?!?

And not only should Katie be provided with some chap stick, there are also whole stores-full of hair care products designed to de-frizz, condition, and shine. Surely Tom included some Bumble & Bumble in the expensive sunglasses gift package?
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[User Picture]From: vestalvixen
2005-05-05 02:13 am (UTC)
Herpes doesn't stop her from living life.
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