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Take a sad song and make it better [Jul. 25th, 2005|11:07 am]
Fame Fatale


Of course, by now, we all know that Everybody Hates Jude. Except for Sean Penn.

We know that he's OFFICIALLY been in everything. Including the Nanny.

Thanks to defamer and an eagle-eyed fan (or, you know, photoshop, whatever) we also know he has what appears to be a yoooooge cock.

Ahhhh.... now it is all becoming clear to me!

"Hullo! I'm Jude Law! You may remember me from such movies as everything that was released last year. Even that Jim Carrey movie, which we all know was really that Jude Law movie. Anyhoo, let's get down to it, shall we? Wanna fuck? I have a rather large penis and feel it is my duty to service every single female I come across. Be it, drug addled fashion designers, 23-year-old models/actresses/waitresses or my children's hot, hot nanny. So, if you're a young, female professional and you'd like to schtup a movie star of MY calibre, just, you know, wander by me. I'll slam you up against a wall and give it to you right then and there. With my GIANT PENIS! Well then. That's all! Byeee!"

[User Picture]From: easilyirritable
2005-07-26 05:25 pm (UTC)
I've decided that Jude Law is officially the biggest prick on the face of the planet. Or at least he's up there with Dick Cheney.
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