|Take a sad song and make it better
||[Jul. 25th, 2005|11:07 am]
Of course, by now, we all know that Everybody Hates Jude. Except for Sean Penn. |
We know that he's OFFICIALLY been in everything. Including the Nanny.
Thanks to defamer and an eagle-eyed fan (or, you know, photoshop, whatever) we also know he has what appears to be a yoooooge cock.
Ahhhh.... now it is all becoming clear to me!
"Hullo! I'm Jude Law! You may remember me from such movies as everything that was released last year. Even that Jim Carrey movie, which we all know was really that Jude Law movie. Anyhoo, let's get down to it, shall we? Wanna fuck? I have a rather large penis and feel it is my duty to service every single female I come across. Be it, drug addled fashion designers, 23-year-old models/actresses/waitresses or my children's hot, hot nanny. So, if you're a young, female professional and you'd like to schtup a movie star of MY calibre, just, you know, wander by me. I'll slam you up against a wall and give it to you right then and there. With my GIANT PENIS! Well then. That's all! Byeee!"